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Humor: What does retirement really mean?

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1) What does retirement really mean?

It means you are so busy, you are tired two days in a row - you are re-tired.

2) If someone speaks three languages, they are trilingual. If they speak two languages, they are bilingual. What do you call someone that only speaks one language?
American. (it's just a joke, ease up you guys)

OK, equal opportunity insults:

3) How do you get 100 Canadian out of a swimming pool?

"Out of the pool please" And the Canadian response is "I'm sorry"

Last Updated on Saturday, 01 August 2009 02:55  

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